Sandals named
after fish.

Four fish. One silhouette. Nine sizes. That is the whole catalogue, and we are not going to explain ourselves further than that.

Pick a fish Read the questions

The counter

Pick a fish, pick a size, buy it here.

Everything on the plates below is read from the live catalogue when this page is served.

Drawn silhouette. Product photography has not been shot yet, so this is a drawing of the fish the sandal is named after and not a picture of the sandal.

SlideFS-BASS-002In stock

The Bass

$69.99CAD

A slide sandal so effortless it practically puts itself on. Black. Minimal. Named after a fish nobody respects but everyone catches. Peak sandal energy.

That is the catalogue's own description. No supplier specification or wear test is published behind any comfort or materials wording in it.

Size — US, unisex

Stock is tracked per design, not per size, so every size is offered while a design is in stock.

Ship-by date: Not published yet
Totals, tax and shipping: Shown on the checkout page before you pay
Pricing: Re-read from the catalogue by the server

Pick your fish

Four designs, one silhouette. Read from the catalogue at the moment this page was served.

On-hand counts are not published, so a plate says only whether a design can be bought. Every design also has its own page: The Bass, The Pike, The Salmon, The Trout.

Fit

One run of sizes, across all four.

So a group can commit to the bit together.

The size run — US, unisex

There is no centimetre conversion chart on this site yet, and no half sizes. Until one is measured and published we would rather say that than print a table we cannot stand behind.

What they are not

Not dive gear. They are sandals.
Not orthotics, and not sold as a medical device.
Not made of fish. Named after them.
Not a limited edition. Nobody is counting down.

The blanks

Things we will not tell you.

Most shops fill this space with numbers. We do not have those numbers, so here is the list of what is missing and why, which you can hold us to.

How many we have sold: Nothing worth quoting. When there is an order count worth publishing, it will be a real one.
How many are left: Tracked per design in the catalogue, but not published as a count. A plate says in stock or sold out and nothing more.
When your order ships: No ship-by promise is published yet, because no fulfilment schedule has been committed to in writing.
Where they are made: Not stated, because the answer has not been verified against the rules for saying it.
What other people think: There are no reviews, ratings or customer photos on this site. There is no gallery hiding somewhere with better ones.
Shipping and returns: Terms are settled at checkout, where the totals are real. This page will carry them once the written policy is published.

Questions

Four of them, quickly.

Do they smell like fish?: No. They are named after fish, not made of them.
How many designs are there?: Four. That is the entire catalogue and there is no fifth one coming that we know of.
What sizes?: US 6 through US 14, unisex, on every design.
Can I order a case for my shop?: Ask. There is no wholesale programme published yet, so the answer starts as a conversation.

The rest of the questions

Four fish. Nine sizes. One decision you'll defend forever.

Back to the rack See all four

Payment is taken on a hosted checkout page. Prices on this page are display copies of the catalogue; the server re-reads every line from the catalogue before it charges anything.

Sandals namedafter fish.